As you know us old geezers at Cheam Golf like to think we’re funny and here is yet another parody post.
The other day I was practicing my golf swings with a foam ball in my living room and I started to get very hot so I got naked. Now truly someone as old as me isn’t nice to look at in this state, but still after practicing another dozen swings, hitting my foam golf ball against a framed picture of my wife on the wall, I started to get too hot again so without thinking I went out into the backyard. It only took a few moments for me to remember that I was naked and thank God no one saw me, or at least I think no one saw me. But if I had been reported by a neighbor the consequences might have been dire.
That evening I began to think and dream about a utopia where old men like me could practice their golf swings naked anywhere they please. Imagine it…
- In McDonald’s parking lots.
- Grocery store aisles.
- The middle of highways.
- Inside fancy restaurants.
These are all places I’d love to practice my art-form in the comfort of my own skin. This to me would be a dream come true and I would do it every day. Ah, maybe in the future this utopia will actually come true!